I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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