I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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