Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street