I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated