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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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No. I am devastated

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.

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(419): View more from Ohio

The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.

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(614): View more from Ohio

If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.

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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.

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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson

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(309): View more from Illinois

So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated

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