East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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