I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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