Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
