Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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