Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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