It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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