Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My penis needs a shock collar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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