What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
