Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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