That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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