He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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