Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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