i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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