We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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