I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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