i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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