you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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