"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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