We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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