saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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