So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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