i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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