why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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