i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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