I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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