my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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