i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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