We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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