i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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