My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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