he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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