Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
We got so high we made milksteak
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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