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  I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.

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  Thanks for throwing up on me.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.

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  International sake day = success

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store

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  was it you?

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  ...yes

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• (253): View more from Washington

  If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.

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