yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.