yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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