Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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