There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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