they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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