yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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