lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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