I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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