Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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