when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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