New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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