Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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