i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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