Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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