what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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