just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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