shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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