i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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