Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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