i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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