I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think your dad took our porno
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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