sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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